Humpty Trumpty

Humpty Trumpty has one hell of a gall

The tales he tells are more than just tall

He holds his deplorables in perpetual thrall

He loves nothing more than a political brawl

He thinks he is king though his hands are quite small

He demanded his quo in a now-famous call

He favors the rich while the rest of us crawl

He pads his own pockets & his kids’ one and all

He tells brown people to stay on their side of a wall

He wears his white power like a comforting shawl

He loves despots like Putin, el-Sisi, etc. et al

He laughs at the weak ‘cause his heart is AWOL

He sees every woman as if she were a doll

His minions in Congress all answer his call

He Tweets through the night, complete folderol

He dreams that Ray Cohn were his personal moll

Now all the king’s horses, and all the king’s men

Can not put the country together again