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SHE AIN'T DONALD TRUMP

September 11, 2024

 

A debate for the ages, it should give her a bump

The best reason to elect her?

            She ain’t Donald Trump!

I wished for Joe Biden to get over the hump

But his Veep can prevail ‘cause

            She ain’t Donald Trump!

Alive and alert, she looks straight at that lump

An empty orange vessel; no,

            She ain’t Donald Trump!

Not just his body, but his mind is a dump

She’s bright as a beacon;

            She ain’t Donald Trump!

He says “I’m better looking,” that she’s just a frump

But he’s sagging, he’s old;

            She ain’t Donald Trump!

He’s stiff and robotic, like he’s stuck in a sump

She waltzes with Walz ‘cause

            She ain’t Donald Trump!

Her laugh is infectious, a joy on the stump

He snarls and proves that

            She ain’t Donald Trump!

With a smile she asks, “Why are you such a grump?”

What a relief to us all that

            She ain’t Donald Trump!

He’s that proverbial white man, he really can’t jump

She’s shooting 3-pointers ‘cause

            She ain’t Donald Trump!

He adores vicious dictators, which makes him a chump

She loves our democracy, so

            She ain’t Donald Trump!

Does it matter how often his fist he can pump?

Not to our Kamala ‘cause

            She ain’t Donald Trump!

To put it politely, he’s just an ass, a smelly horse rump

So I’m votin’ for Harris ‘cause

            She ain’t Donald Trump!

 

 

 

 

 

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